Saturday, February 7, 2009

Help I'm Drowning!

Cate: Cate calling Goldilocks. Come in, pleeeeaze.



Goldilocks: Goldilocks, here Cate. You sound stressed. What's wrong?



Cate: Every time I try to learn network mareting or social networking I feel so overwhelmed; like a fish out of water. All this fear hits me hard and I feel like I am drowning. I so want to promote Home Tec and My Power Mall and I thought it would be so easy on the internet, especially with my writing skills but my brain shuts down and my eyes glaze over like when I tried to learn math as a kid. I feel so frustrated I could puke!



Goldilocks: Whoa! Don't do that. You're gonna ruin some perfectly good equipment. I think you'd better start saying "yes" to the frustration and letting go before you pass out.



Cate: (frustration in voice) What's wrong with me, Goldilocks? Why can't I do this? What subconcious program is running to sabotage my efforts? I want it out, now!



Goldilocks: You're on autmatic, Cate. Start discriminating, and that's an order.



Cate: I'm getting a better handle on it, really. Sorry, I bothered you. But it is sooo frustrating.



Goldilocks: Score one for the Enemy.

Cate: Gotta go. Call center is closing and need to release big time.

Goldilocks: Now you're discriminating. Hopefully, you'll be more positive when we talk again. Goldilocks out.

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